Glen Phillips & Toad Lyrics

Corporal Brown (Pale)

Corporal Brown was tall, boy! And likes to go and fish Corporal’s wife was quite fat Was a raving bitch And I’m a bit drunk as I watch They are yelling loud, he throws a punch Oh lord, what am I gonna do? Corporal Brown was quite scared When he looked down at her Corporal’s wife was quite dead So he carried her And took her outside, dug a grave And placed her inside I was amazed Oh lord, what am I gonna do?