Dad's in the garage in a cardboard box
Some would think it was wrong
But I say it's not
Dad's in the garage
Place of legend and fable
He'll be missed, but not lost
Just as long as he's labeled
Gonna raise my kids well
Give 'em what he gave me
So if they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in my garage
We had 43 boxes of textbooks on physics
20-odd more on parapsychology
Well there's DTP's papers, DTP's projects
Just one lonely box simply marked DTP
Gonna raise my kids well
Give 'em what he gave me
So if they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in the garage
